{"id":822,"date":"2018-10-26T18:00:26","date_gmt":"2018-10-26T16:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/?p=822"},"modified":"2018-11-23T22:47:17","modified_gmt":"2018-11-23T21:47:17","slug":"elfes-et-fees-domestiques-deuxieme-episode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/elfes-et-fees-domestiques-deuxieme-episode\/","title":{"rendered":"Elfes et f\u00e9es domestiques : deuxi\u00e8me \u00e9pisode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Deuxi\u00e8mes analyses<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00e9e de Rainette et F\u00e9e d\u2019Api<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00a0 Je ne suis absolument pas d\u2019accord, dit F\u00e9e de Rainette.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a0 Il s\u2019agit d\u2019une imposture, surench\u00e9rit F\u00e9e d\u2019Api.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a0 Calmez-vous Mesdames\u00a0! Je vous en prie calmez-vous\u00a0!<br \/>\nCactus, le vieux h\u00e9risson, ne s\u2019en laissait pas conter. Il \u00e9tait tr\u00e8s r\u00e9actif aux propos tenus par les f\u00e9es. Il connaissait la chanson.<\/p>\n<p>Il les regarda droit dans les yeux et leur lan\u00e7a l\u2019estocade\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Cache ton poing derri\u00e8re ton rachis<br \/>\nOu j\u2019te donne un coup de batte.<br \/>\nPour faire le<br \/>\nTapis, tapis rouge.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Les f\u00e9es, \u00e9bahies, tomb\u00e8rent au tapis, comme Bernard.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>Minily &amp; Souris<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/elfes-fees2.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"823\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/elfes-et-fees-domestiques-deuxieme-episode\/elfes-fees2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/elfes-fees2.png?fit=466%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"466,700\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"elfes-&amp;#038;-fees2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/elfes-fees2.png?fit=466%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-823\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/elfes-fees2.png?resize=466%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"466\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/elfes-fees2.png?w=466&amp;ssl=1 466w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bozon2x.be\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/elfes-fees2.png?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 466px) 100vw, 466px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Les f\u00e9es ne poussent pas sur les toits.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nous chassons les f\u00e9es comme d\u2019autres chassent les \u00e9pouvantails. Nos chiens aboient et nous les suivons en caravane jusqu\u2019au prochain camping. Il commence \u00e0 faire faim. Que mangerons-nous ce soir\u00a0?<br \/>\nLa pleine lune luit, carafon d\u2019ivresse.<br \/>\nOn s\u2019approche, on tourne autour, on mijote.<br \/>\nCe n\u2019est finalement que le noir chaudron des sorci\u00e8res.<br \/>\nOh oh, les f\u00e9es sont-elles vraiment de fines cuisini\u00e8res\u00a0?<br \/>\nIl parait que non.<br \/>\nElles n\u2019ont l\u00e9gu\u00e9 de recettes \u00e0 personne (et trouvent \u00e7a tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le).<br \/>\nMais nous, braves et t\u00e9m\u00e9raires lecteurs des \u00ab\u00a0<em>Cahiers de l\u2019Hydre de<\/em><em>Lerne<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb, nous savons, nous subodorons, que le potage aux coquilles, si cher \u00e0 Cazenave-Sarkis, va \u00eatre servi par des matrones en mal de cervelle. Qui, en effet, pourrait manger des pommes tapies\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>Georgie de Saint-Maur<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Courtex <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M<sup>r<\/sup>Remise repeignait d\u2019un vert \u00ab\u00a0gerbe\u00a0\u00bb sa magnifique barri\u00e8re.<br \/>\nTante Ozon l\u2019observait depuis sa fen\u00eatre. Apr\u00e8s une quinzaine de minutes, n\u2019y tenant plus, elle courut vers la porte d\u2019entr\u00e9e, traversa la rue en murmurant un tonitruant\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bonjour M<sup>r<\/sup>Remise.<\/p>\n<p>Elle s\u2019appuya sur la barri\u00e8re. La tenant fermement entre ses deux mains et exer\u00e7ant des mouvements de rotation. Elle avait \u00e9galement d\u00e9pos\u00e9 son pied sur le dessous de la barri\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vous repeignez votre barri\u00e8re M<sup>r<\/sup>Remise\u00a0? dit-elle d\u2019un ton doucereux.<br \/>\n\u2014 Aargh, r\u00e9pondit-il en s\u2019\u00e9tranglant \u00e0 demi.<br \/>\n\u2014 Savez-vous que votre barri\u00e8re est la premi\u00e8re chose que je vois lorsque j\u2019ouvre mes volets\u00a0? Savez-vous \u00e9galement que je n\u2019aime absolument pas le vert. Aussi, eu \u00e9gard \u00e0 tout ceci, pourriez-vous la repeindre en blanc\u00a0?<br \/>\n\u2014 Aargh ma peinture\u2026 dit sottement M<sup>r<\/sup>Remise.<\/p>\n<p>Au m\u00eame moment, Ozon enleva ses mains de la barri\u00e8re et les d\u00e9couvrit recouvertes de peinture, de m\u00eame que la semelle de sa chaussure.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Oh mon Dieu, dit Ozon.<br \/>\n\u2014 Vous avez ab\u00eem\u00e9 ma barri\u00e8re\u2026r\u00e9pondit fermement M<sup>r<\/sup>Remise.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a0Qu\u2019\u00e0 cela ne tienne, maintenant, vous pourrez la repeindre en blanc\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>(Alfred Arnaque \u00ab <em>Les cahiers de Nise<\/em>\u00bb)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00e9es et gestes <\/strong>(Georgie de Saint-Maur)<\/p>\n<p>Rose myrtille et Pimprenelle, les f\u00e9es-marraines de la belle au bois dormant \u00e9taient trois vieilles demoiselles anglaises et, \u00e0 ce qu\u2019on dit, toujours pucelles.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bien f\u00e9e\u00a0!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Minily &amp; Souris a eu raison. J\u2019en aurais fait de m\u00eame \u00e0 sa place, aurais sorti mon balai \u00e0 essuie glaces derechef si l\u2019on m\u2019avait tax\u00e9(e) de vieille bique.<br \/>\nEt l\u2019effet aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 imm\u00e9diat. Les faits sont t\u00eatus. Et il faut s\u2019armer de patience dans l\u2019attente <em>h\u00e9rissante<\/em>d\u2019une quelconque reconnaissance.<br \/>\nAussi, au risque peut-\u00eatre de vous surprendre, j\u2019\u00e9prouve une profonde et r\u00e9elle sympathie pour notre auteure f\u00e9tiche, ayant encore en t\u00eate les merveilleuses analyses qu\u2019elle fit de mon d\u00e9capant roman \u00ab<em>\u00a0Les Blancs\u00a0<\/em>\u00bb qu\u2019elle sut d\u00e9peindre avec talent.<br \/>\nPar ailleurs, comme elle, j\u2019eus \u00e0 souffrir, en un temps pas si \u00e9loign\u00e9, de ces chasses aux sorci\u00e8res dont font h\u00e9las objet les grands esprits dont on dit, avec raison, qu\u2019ils sont f\u00e9es pour se rencontrer\u00a0!<br \/>\nComme disait l\u2019auteure qui maniait les mots comme on suce des ar\u00eates de poissons, \u00ab\u00a0j\u2019essuie donc je seiche\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0! Et elle avait raison\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>Philippe Sarr<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00e9es et gestes <\/strong>(Georgie de Saint-Maur)<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Carabosse s\u2019en foutait de ne pas avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 invit\u00e9e, elle d\u00e9testait les mouflets.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>O\u00f9 on nous refait la pomologie \u00e0 coups de marteau.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lorsque l\u2019on d\u00e9cortique un conte merveilleux, l\u2019on entrevoit parfois la fa\u00e7on dont l\u2019auteur s\u2019y prend pour enchanter ses pages.<\/p>\n<p>Rien de tel d\u2019ailleurs, entre parenth\u00e8ses, pour chasser la magie au loin, que d\u2019examiner lorgnon sur le bout du nez un livre sous toutes les coutures, de la composition \u00e0 la reliure, et d\u2019aller traquer un grain de poussi\u00e8re d\u2019\u00e9toile \u00e0 la pince \u00e0 \u00e9piler dans le moindre pli du papier ou du cortex de l\u2019auteur.<\/p>\n<p>Dans le conte qui nous occupe, le proc\u00e9d\u00e9 le plus syst\u00e9matiquement utilis\u00e9 est sans doute le recours \u00e0 des personnages dont la pr\u00e9sence nie le r\u00e9el.<\/p>\n<p>Des personnages impossibles.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019un d\u2019eux l\u2019avoue d\u2019ailleurs dans \u00ab F\u00e9e de rainette et f\u00e9e d\u2019api \u00bb : \u00ab Il s\u2019agit d\u2019une imposture \u00bb. Nous avons ainsi, rien que pour le passage en question :- deux f\u00e9es, d\u2019abord \u2013 rappelons \u00e0 ce \u00e9gard qu\u2019il est unanimement admis aujourd\u2019hui, malgr\u00e9 le manque de preuves scientifiques, que les f\u00e9es n\u2019existent pas (en tout cas pas avec deux ailes clou\u00e9es dans le dos et qui fendillent l\u2019air \u00e0 plus de 200 battements par minute) ;- nous avons ensuite un h\u00e9risson, cr\u00e9ature en apparence plus commune, mais subvertie ici par la dotation d\u2019une qualit\u00e9 purement humaine, la parole (entendez \u00ab qualit\u00e9 \u00bb au sens de \u00ab capacit\u00e9 \u00bb) ;- et nous avons enfin, introduite en contrebande \u00e0 la p\u00e9riph\u00e9rie de la comptine, une petite grenouille qui nous est brocant\u00e9e ni vu ni connu avec les pommes (et quand on sait le prix du kilo de pommes aujourd\u2019hui, franchement, on n\u2019est pas loin de crier au scandale).<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0, en quelques mots, comment on nous refait ici la pomologie \u00e0 coups de marteau, comment le livre s\u2019octroie le tr\u00e8s troublant pouvoir d\u2019exploser puis de rafistoler, en deux ou trois notes bien plac\u00e9es, ce monde que nous croyions conna\u00eetre.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>J\u00e9r\u00f4me Pitriol<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00e9es et gestes <\/strong>(Georgie de Saint-Maur)<\/p>\n<p>La f\u00e9e de Peter Pan croch\u00e8te.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le questionnaire de Louise Berg (suite)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><em>&#8211; Comment d\u00e9finiriez-vous votre rapport \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9criture\u00a0?<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Depuis quand \u00e9crivez-vous\u00a0?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Alors, l\u00e0, attendez\u2026<br \/>\nHeu 19+02+01\u00a0: 67 (je ne suis pas tr\u00e8s bonne en chiffres).<br \/>\nDisons\u2026 oui\u2026. Au moins \u00e7a\u00a0!<br \/>\nJ\u2019aime les mots, leurs sons, leurs associations de consonnes et de voyelles, leur sens, leur rythme.<br \/>\nJ\u2019aime aussi beaucoup le jeu \u00ab\u00a0des chiffres (un peu moins) et des lettres (beaucoup)\u00a0\u00bb mais aussi le \u00ab\u00a0scrabble\u00a0\u00bb ou le jeu du \u00ab\u00a0t\u2019es-toi quand tu \u00e9cris\u00a0\u00bb, tr\u00e8s \u00e0 la mode ces derniers temps, vous en conviendrez.<br \/>\nUne petite partie\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dites, monsieur l\u2019enchanteur, ne savez-vous pas qu\u2019il est impoli de p\u00e9ter \u00e0 table\u00a0?<br \/>\n\u2014 C\u2019est pas moi\u2026<br \/>\n\u2014 Alors passe \u00e0 ton voisin\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deuxi\u00e8mes analyses &nbsp; F\u00e9e de Rainette et F\u00e9e d\u2019Api \u2014\u00a0 Je ne suis absolument pas d\u2019accord, dit F\u00e9e de Rainette.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[302],"tags":[225,226,148,276,257,286,76,197,272,274,281,92,73,79,152],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-elfes-et-fees-domestiques","tag-ecrivain","tag-edition","tag-georgie-de-saint-maur","tag-gros-secret","tag-imaginaire","tag-jerome-pitriol","tag-litterature","tag-livres","tag-metafiction","tag-pataphysique","tag-philippe-sarr","tag-poesie","tag-roman","tag-surrealisme","tag-surrealiste"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Elfes et f\u00e9es domestiques : deuxi\u00e8me \u00e9pisode<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Deuxi\u00e8mes analyses &nbsp; 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